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The Vat by Chris Riker The Vat review: A troubling descent into the depraved male mind By Katy-Lana Magdelena-Theroux, CPF (Certified Performative Feminist, Level 7) So, I just saw The Vat. And wow. Do I have some questions. Um, okay…actors. Yes, we’ll start there. The story follows a problematic, queer-coded, cisgendered white male named Necrophil […]

Hail One Flesh: Part 3 of The Content House by Theo Hurricane Ahh, Theo. What magnificence. What revelation. What horror… The sublimely sordid cherry on top of your legendary The Content House. You’ve captured the true nature of the perverted and delusional Neogenian command perfectly. Corey Rebhahn: A cadaverous morgue of a man rendered abhorrent […]

The Illuminst Women Speak The Illuminated Maenads “O Dionysus, we feel you near, stirring like molten lava under the ravaged earth, flowing from the wounds of your trees in tears of sap, screaming with the rage of your hunted beasts.”– Euripides “Tis a majestic thing, the darkness.”– Euripides We are a proud cadre of Illuminist […]

I’VE GOT A FRIEND ON PHIL Theo Hurricane Intro for I’ve Got a Friend on Phil: Part 2 of The Content House By Theo Hurricane from The Neogenian Movie We’ve received word that Buffalo Philly Shope of Cretin, Iowa has travelled to the International Criminal Court in The Hague to petition charges of hate crimes […]

Unfucking yourself AM INTRO TEXT by JAR LEAKED GROUP CHAT OF NEOGENIAN LEADERSHIP CAPTURED 03 JULY 2023 Phillip Shope: Guys..prepare yourselves. Kassidy just sent me this. [screenshots of “Unfucking Yourself” by AM] Susan Mitchell: Ohh god. Jan Erikson: Ahhwuhhh the fukk man? Morgen Night: That’s just crass and crude. Phillip Shope: I’m so mad. I’m […]

The Diary by Jeremy Thorn The Diary: A Perfectly Ripened Fruit From The Tree of Excellence Film review by Maxence Blübahls Can a banana convince you to live again? Can it convince you to love again? Can you find love outside of a banana, or is that missing the point? Perhaps what we need most […]

Many Morgues: Part One of the Content House by Theo Hurricane Imagine inadvertently joining a cult and finding yourself in the company of a histrionic emotionalist and narcissistic alcoholic while having to work alongside this person on projects and content creation for years. Only someone who worked as close as some of us did with […]

How I Met Your Mother Phylax Nefer Michelle Delvalle called. She wants front-row tickets to the Neogenian Movie. She’s dying to find out if an accurate depiction was given of her gimp freak son Corey Rebhahn. She thinks it would be impossible to come close to conveying the depraved and pathetic nature of her weak […]

BALLS by All of Us Mx. Rebhahn (pronounced mix Rebhahn). A man who has given himself the ‘non-binary’ designation. He denies his own balls. So, he identifies as an eunuch. He acts like one, too. Although, his balls are real whether he acknowledges their existence or not, and are no less stompable. Seriously. Check out […]

DIVIDED IN TREASON by Ishtar When Corey Rebhahn reads these words – and he assuredly will because he cannot help himself, negative supply is still narc supply after all – he is reminded of how much of an abject coward he truly is. Even being a malignant narcissist, totally inflated and grandiose, it still has […]