I left Hyperianism nearly 5 years ago. I’ll admit, at that time I had no notion of how twisted the leadership were – indeed, I thought them hard-working, dedicated people trying to build a movement to advance the cause of Illuminism. I would never have imagined at the time that Corey Rebhahn and Susan Bitchell et al were predators, and none more so than Corey himself.

Back then, what made me sick was the kind of people Hyperianism had attracted. There were unstable feeling types with heads full of love, sparkles and dense sand. There were weird, edgelord goth-like entities. There were the kind of degenerates who wear O-ring chokers around their neck as part of their everyday fashion to advertise what a sub they are. There were people who watch Spirit Science videos unironically. There were many everyday simpletons who “don’t rightly know much about all that philosophy and mathematics business so’s y’know” – people who had seen this Morgue dickhead on Edgelord Freakshow or whatever the show was called, and just couldn’t get enough of the edgy sword-swallower, and hoped for an autograph and some attention from their favorite ugly D-list celebrity. There were also vulnerable, mentally ill people who needed help from a therapist and shouldn’t have been going anywhere near someone like Corey Rebhahn. Finally, there were the same old shitty people from NK’s circles, the older Illuminist “movement” (or was it the “INTJ Supremacist movement”?). Basically, INTJs, and people who falsely believe they are INTJs, all acting like INTJs are some sort of master race who rightfully deserve to govern the world, yet these self-same masters of the intellect sit on social media and very vocally, loudly and proudly do absolutely nothing, and congratulate themselves for it.

Corey and Susan Bitchell wanted to recruit me to be a social media presence on behalf of Hyperianism. They had seen me on my own social media being funny and personable, exactly what they wanted in a front- facing social media gimp. They must have deeply coveted that humor of mine since Hyperians are perhaps the most humorless bunch of people I’ve ever encountered. (Fat Jan thinks she’s funny, but she’s not, she’s just ill.) Unfortunately for Corey and Bitchell however, I could not bear the idea of all those degenerate Hyperians knowing I exist. I left Hyperianism shortly later.

So, clearly, I was not content at all with the Hyperian scene. I took this insane assembly, this motley crew of degenerates, edgelords and unicorn shaggers, to be a fucking disaster, a colossal failure on the part of the leadership. Nonetheless, even as I departed the scene, I still thought highly of the leadership – I viewed them as Illuminists, as Ontological Mathematicians, and, crucially, as revolutionaries. Sure, their revolution was currently a shitshow, but true Illuminists learn from failure and start again – they never give up. So, I assumed the leadership would attempt to combat this problem, that they would want to take Hyperianism in a radical new direction, and implement quality control measures to attract a much more suitable crowd, a fiercely motivated crowd, an intelligent and sane crowd. They would not of course, because that isn’t who they are. I didn’t know it at the time, but the Hyperian leadership were far from radical Illuminist revolutionaries. The Hyperian leadership are, in fact, the enemy. What I could not have suspected at the time of my departure was that Corey Rebhahn didn’t care about the quality of his audience at all, only their devotion to him, and their willingness to throw money at him.

This man (yes, MAN! Sorry not sorry, Corey!) is a psychopathic blond, blue-eyed, capitalist WASP attempting to champion woke causes. That description exactly fits a typical member of the Old World Order. Corey would thrive among the OWO. This I know now, but didn’t even suspect 5 years ago.

After I left Hyperian circles, I would drop in on MorgueOfficial from time to time to see how things were going. I was dismayed to see that he now only puts out livestreams. That’s the biggest red flag for a content creator. Once they turn into streamers they become former content creators, having fully succumbed to greed and vanity. Fucking streamers!!

Those skanky whores have ruined YouTube. I watched one of these streams one evening a few years ago and was made sick to learn that Corey was just such a whore, happily receiving superchats, making big scores. People were fighting to out-superchat each other. Seriously, I saw 3 people trying to one-up each other, competing to see who could give Corey the highest sum of money while he smiles, laughs it off, and does his immensely unconvincing gratitude act – you know the one. I was nauseated and furious.

I wanted to believe that, despite having descended into tacky streamer whoredom, Corey had a plan. Perhaps he was raising money for the movement, for instance. But I saw no evidence of this whatsoever. I then learned from an inside source that Corey lives a millionaire lifestyle and makes an absolute mint from Hyperianism. Furthermore – and this was the deciding moment for me – I learned that despite their endless devotion and hard work on his behalf, Corey does not share a single dime of that money with ANY of his moderators. Not a dime, not a cent. That’s when I realized. I knew then that Hyperianism had actually NOT failed at all. It had radically SUCCEEDED in its original goal. It was just that I, along with everyone else, had misunderstood the goal of Hyperianism, even the AC, who commissioned it to begin with. We had all thought Hyperianism was an attempt, albeit a poor one, at being a revolutionary movement. We had not realized that it was in fact all along intended to be a cash cow for Corey Rebhahn, the D-list celeb hoping to make his way up to the A-list. Well, now we know.

A few months later Corey Rebhahn cut his hair, and his transformation into wet, woke wanker was complete. This haircut made me belly laugh.

So, really, that is about the extent of my interaction with Hyperianism. I am relieved to say that I have not had to endure the suffering, manipulation, cultish abuses that so many others have endured. I got out of that burning building before I even knew it was on fire. But I have been horrified and upset to learn what people have been through in their time with this sick cult. It seems inappropriate then for me to say more on the evil character of Rebhahn and his gimps, when those who have truly suffered at their hands could say so much more of substance.

Instead, I’ll end with a few short reflections on small lessons people need to learn if we are to ever have a sane, rational, respectable Illuminist movement.

TEAMS

A team needs to be a team, not a group of individuals who mostly get along, but one of them will have total emotional breakdowns and fuck everyone up a couple of times a year (I’m looking at you, fatty). Just because there’s 3 or more of you in a group chat or, gods forbid, a Facebook group, doesn’t mean you’re a team. A handful of distinctly individual individuals posturing as a team will never achieve anything. A team must all be on the same page, they must be in full agreement on all key issues it is concerned with, and they must be loving friends who would fight and die alongside one another. Any key disagreements, any tension, any toxic behaviors and attitudes MUST be addressed, and if necessary jettisoned. You CANNOT keep someone on the team out of pity or out of friendship or out of a desire to “fix” them. If they are a bad apple in the basket, expel them immediately.

Most people have never been part of a proper team before and it shows. When you find the perfect team, you’ll know. And you’ll never tolerate less again.

MERITOCRATIC TEAMS

After all this time, people still seem to fail to understand what Meritocracy entails. As Illuminists, any team must be absolutely Meritocratic (duh). Everyone on the team is to be as prominent as they are capable of, and, crucially, must have a realistic grasp of their capabilities. The most important thing for a Meritocrat to understand is that you are not good at everything, you do not know everything, there are many people in the world more talented and more intelligent than you, and that is okay. It’s not about being amazingly talented, it’s about making the most of the talents you do have, and working to become more talented for the betterment of your team and yourself. It is anti-meritocratic and unfair to expect things from a team member that they are simply not cut out for at their current stage of development. It is also anti-meritocratic to hold back, or to not give all you’ve got to your team.

LEADERSHIP

We are Illuminist – we are anti-democratic, we are anti-ooh let’s sit around and have a nice vote. Fuck that. Let the obvious leaders LEAD. Get over yourself. The meritocratic leaders lead not because they seek power over others, or personal validation, or have an emotional investment in the project and don’t want people messing around with their baby. They do it because they are the obvious choices to lead, and it would be illogical for others to do so. A movement should have a small council of leaders who make the decisions, but with transparency to the wider group. This council should not be shadowy, remote and lofty, but clear, honest, and open in their communication. In a small group however, a group of no more than, say, 10, one person should lead, along with a deputy. This person must be a first among equals, a captain of the ship. This person MUST NOT be prone to outbursts and tantrums, nor show any signs of narcissism and psychopathy. This person must care for their team and each person in it, and encourage them to bring their A-game, to be their best selves.

Unstable feeling types must NEVER be allowed to lead. If your designated leader is prone to getting upset, emotional, and regularly complains of stress and being “too busy to deal with this right now”, consider reviewing their suitability to lead. Furthermore, you must ensure your leader is not a narcissist. Does this leader do everything to raise up the team and credit individual team members where appropriate? Or does this leader take credit for everything and use the team to raise themselves up? Be constantly wary. Being on a team is a responsibility, and it is your duty to make sure the leader is always accountable. Death to tyrants.

INTJs

Did you know Leibniz was an INTJ?! Yeah, well, so was Ayn Rand. You could write a series of books the size of the God Series about all the ways in which people have misunderstood the AC. One such way is the importance of INTJs. The AC have often referred to INTJs and largely write for INTJs so everyone thinks that this is what they ought to be. This is why many of the non-INTJ Illuminists lie to themselves while taking Meyers-Brigg tests and get that INTJ result they desired. It’s true that INTJs are the most optimal type for understanding Illuminism as a whole, but they are NOT AT ALL the optimal type for leading charges and changing the world. There have been some incredibly shitty remarks made by unhealthy, undeveloped INTJ Illuminists in the past, some of which have seemingly unironically called for a culling or genocide against non-INTJs. Like any type, INTJs alone, unassisted by other types, would make a world that is shitty as hell. If they’re anything like a lot of the undeveloped INTJs I’ve encountered, INTJ world would be snarky and arrogant, and no one would actually talk to each other. INTJs NEED healthy interactions with developed extroverts and feeling types to flourish. INTJs alone would barely get anything done. They’d sit on their own in little booths thinking abstract thoughts until the world stopped spinning.

I’m an INTJ myself, that’s how I know.

EMOJIS

What, are you fucking children? Hyperians and their fucking emojis. It’s utterly embarrassing. Can you imagine dedicating hundreds, even thousands of dollars to your favorite YouTube personality over the course of months and years, and all you get in return are some silly ickle piccies?? “Let’s get some emojis in the chat for SparklyUnicorn69!” Isn’t this the most juvenile, embarrassing, retarded behavior you’ve ever seen? When one reads Homer, one can get a sense of how it was to be a bicameral ancient. At least in those days, the voices of the Gods had interesting, even epic commands for subservient man. Nowadays, the voice makes you post a bunch of little snake icons into a chat to reward a devotee sacrificing cash to the idol.

Let’s all post champagne emojis in the chat when Rebhahn and the gang are imprisoned!

STAY FOCUSED ON THE REVOLUTION

The AC have written material unlike anything ever seen before. It is, as they have said, “a mansion of wonders”. Their works are full of all kinds of tantalizing and mysterious subjects – the Holy Grail, archons and phosters, past life memories, the nature of the Order of the Illuminati itself, among many others. Over the years, these kinds of subjects have attracted all kinds of neurotic obsessives. These people invariably suffer mental breakdowns and claim to be Phosters, or the reincarnation of Adam Weishaupt, or whatever. (Was Corey banking on this when he was insanely claimed to be a phoster at the end of The Hyperian Movie Part 2?) But even those with a firm grip on reality can risk overly obsessing over these subjects. It’s understandable, these are profoundly fascinating subjects which can massively enhance your understanding of what’s really happening here on Earth. There’s nothing wrong with exploring these subjects as far as you wish, but you still have to stay focused on what’s important – the revolution itself! The OWO aren’t going anywhere, and knowing about the archons or the phosters does not affect anything for you whatsoever, since these entities are pretty much irrelevant to you as an individual. The OWO have never been more powerful than they are right now, and destroying their world is by far the most important task of all, and by far our most immediate concern. It really doesn’t matter if you don’t understand OntMath, or if you struggle to grasp complex philosophy, or if you struggle getting through the God Series. It is enough to know that the OWO must be destroyed, and Meritocracy must prevail. We can all gorge ourselves on this exciting and mysterious knowledge in the glorious academies of the future, but, for now, we must tear down the obstacle that stands malignantly between us and that future!

Designate some free time to explore your favorite juicy subjects, but dedicate the rest to the revolution.