BALLS
by All of Us
Mx. Rebhahn (pronounced mix Rebhahn). A man who has given himself the ‘non-binary’ designation. He denies his own balls. So, he identifies as an eunuch. He acts like one, too. Although, his balls are real whether he acknowledges their existence or not, and are no less stompable. Seriously. Check out these one hundred and one reasons why. You’ll want to don the stilettos yourself and get to stompin’.
Did you know that all Woke men willingly relinquish their balls because balls are juiced up on toxic patriarchy and masculinity? That’s a capital sin in Woke world. So, they give them away to a Woke handler, preferably somebody who’s a butch female Buddhist and in love with perverts like Jeffrey Marsh. Queue the adulterer and black hair dye enthusiast Susan Mitchell, the keeper of Corey’s balls. Corey exchanged his balls for Bitchell’s slavish worship and obedience. She keeps his balls in their exclusive Corey and Susan collective freakuency domain accessible only by smoking DMT and listening to ten hours of Mark Wonderpoop’s ASMR on his ‘Neogenital Whisper’ YouTube channel. And I know you’re thinking, “Nobody can survive that level of torture other than the lesbian freaks Susan and Corey. How will we ever get to stompin’ that disgusting predator’s balls?” Don’t worry. Those two are delusional. They don’t actually share a collective ‘freakuency’ domain. Their unholy exchange is entirely metaphorically and ritualistically binding. Corey’s balls still dangle vestigially a couple of inches away from his non-binary buttpussy, ready for a literal stiletto stompin’.
Why have the Woke waged jihad on biological sex? It’s because they have no balls, and balls are sex organs, and sex organs are oppressive. Q.E.D. So! Ladies! Since they aren’t using them anyways, it’s time to put on your stilettos and get to stompin’ the balls off of all these Woke, predatory freak males that want to act like they ain’t got balls so they can invade your feminine space. Fuck that. They do have balls, balls that need to be stomped! Après Corey, le déluge.
Intro by JAR
BALLS: 101 Reasons Illuminist Women Want To Stomp On Corey’s Balls While Wearing Stilettos
1. He thinks a woman asserting her own intelligence is “antagonistic”. Only those who parrot his words are displaying acceptable behavior.
2. He pretends to value strong female archetypes only to attract weak cash pigs to his cult. Intelligent women see through this bs.
3. He tries to enter women’s spaces and acts like a total cunt (or dick) depending on his mood.
4. Because his name is fucking Corey. Saying his name triggers the gag reflex.
5. He grows plants without dirt and wears stupid shirts.
6. Because he was French kissing razor blades as a kid while we were contemplating the secrets of existence.
7. Because he is a “transitional vegan” and it sounds like it would involve really funky flatulence.
8. All that fake meat food may actually turn people into rubbery wheat gluten bodies, further supporting the talking butt plug theory.
9. He begs for money to make his rent for his flashy Hollywood apartment.
10. He told everyone in a live stream that he hates pooping. Fuck you, Corey, nobody needed that visual.
11. His stupid shirt disease is contagious and he does nothing to stop the spread. Now Phillip is infected. Notice his sateen shirt selections.
12. Corey has no fucking clue how to wear a dress. It’s all a ruse! He wants to ruin our dresses just like he ruins everything else!
13. Lies make intelligent women gag and he is full of them.
14. His effeminate, whiny voice is cringey.
15. He seeks to usurp woman and wear her like a fur coat. He is but the Shadow of Man.
16. He exchanged his religiously abusive mother for a psychotic one that fawns and acquiesces to his every whim.
17. Morgue is like a Borg from Star Trek, only he seeks to colonize the minds of vulnerable women and beta cuck men into the service of his hive- minded Cult of Mediocrity.
18. His psychotic contempt for everyone but himself.
19. Hypnosis and NLP should only be used to improve someone’s mental health. He shouldn’t use those methods to drain bank accounts and to enhance his financial status. Damn Corey, wtf?
20. Morgue’s actions clearly demonstrate that he regards his team members as disposable. A great leader cultivates a healthy relationship with their teams and is genuinely interested in assisting people in becoming the best versions of themselves.
21. Everything Corey owns is expensive, whereas the majority of his supporters are impoverished. He flaunts his expensive items in their faces while being aware of their poverty and continuing to accept their money.
22. Morgue advocates for the Woke class. In an attempt to control the narrative, Morguethinskin claims the world ought to be governed by a teleocracy, rather than a Meritocracy. The Morgster’s true goal is to establish a government whose telos (purpose) is to serve Morgue rather than the interests of the working class.
23. According to Nietzsche, “…thirst for pity is a thirst for self-enjoyment, and at the expense of one’s fellow men.” Corey won’t do a single livestream without peddling his Pity Party. He gets his audience to feel sympathy for him because of his “RTS” in order to manipulate them into pitying him and providing him with superchats. Cha-ching$$$
24. His constant drive for mass mediocrity, in addition to being a major source of dry coochie energy, makes him an enemy of consciousness.
25. This world doesn’t need another phony “Woke” misogynist obnoxiously virtue-signaling on social media. With his covertly nefarious form of toxic masculinity, Corey is no ally to the feminine cause.
26. Corey will never grow up and accept responsibility for his actions instead of blaming others. He’s in his mid-thirties and still blames his mother for scarring him for life with RTS. He needs to grow a pair and accept responsibility for his actions.
27. Corey instills the us vs. them mentality in his Hyperian Harem. He couldn’t find his way to a Unified Meritocratic World Order if it slapped his ass and called him for supper.
28. Corey’s rejection sensitivity is out of this world. I get a migraine just thinking about the levels of delusional grandiosity that boy possesses. It’s easy to see that saying “no” to Corey comes with consequences. Hey Corey, try not to SWAT anyone today, mkay?!
29. Normal people don’t destroy people’s lives while pretending to love them.
30. Corey’s entire agenda is to steal your attention, prevent personal growth and ensure that he maintains control over you. As a result, Corey has squandered years of our time and money.
31. It was the pathological lying that did it for me. Corey loves to lie and will keep doing so until he draws his last breath. That is not just a red flag, it’s a boundary that Corey pretends isn’t even there.
32. He requires big words to communicate and emojis are not enough.
33. Intelligent women are not Fat Jans.
34. Intelligent women are not Sue’em Bitchells.
35. He would never break bread with the retarded female cash pigs he collects and uses for income and narcissistic supply.
36. He can’t tell the difference between knowledge and bullshit.
37. Intelligent women don’t need Corey to read other peoples’ books to them.
38. Transitional veganism is a paradoxical red flag. Corey loves bloody hamburgers.
39. Anime haircuts are a red flag for any intelligent woman.
40. Intelligent women don’t give a fuck about how much water Corey drinks.
41. Intelligent women know that eating and pooping are fine. (Corey hates both.)
42. Intelligent women know better than to trust a guru wearing a dentist shirt.
43. Corey will destroy any project not under his direct control.
44. Corey is unable to tell the truth. He is a compulsive liar.
45. Corey doesn’t care about anyone but himself.
46. Corey demonstrates zero integrity, zero merit and zero transparency.
47. Corey is obsessed with looking at himself in the mirror and posing for photo ops.
48. Corey dressed up in a long black trench coat and posed for a photo op with a giant lollipop and a sinister pedo smile on his face. Who does shit like that? Is he a wannabe?
49. Corey’s Unity Document is a fraud. Corey is afraid of cooperation. It threatens his hegemony. That’s why he destroys collaborative projects.
50. Corey loves to pose for the camera with his shirt off. What a creep.
51. Corey is a Submit or Die kind of guy pretending he isn’t.
52. Corey owns human attack dogs. Corey is god and they are dogs.
53. Corey is the son of a cop and lied to the FBI for petty revenge. How insane can you be?
54. Corey is a domestic terrorist. When will the prison doors slam shut?
55. Corey’s story is a Titanic Lie. The Iceberg Cometh.
56. New Jacobin R & R = Jacobin Maenads must Rise and Retaliate against Morgue and his Attack Dogs.
57. Corey is not a world Messiah, he is a psychological Mess.
58. Corey has RTS – Rebhahn Terrorist Syndrome – Narcissistic, Machiavellian, and psychopathic traits all rolled into one confused and dangerous Terror of Men.
59. Corey is the perfect Jekyll and Hyde. Passive “almost vegan Woke” on the outside and “malignant narcissist” on the inside.
60. Corey is a Predatory Capitalist pretending to be a Philosopher King.
61. Corey is the Greedy King of the Castrati.
62. Sane people don’t plagiarize the work of their teachers (the AC/PI) and then claim publicly they are self-taught.
63. A sane leader doesn’t say “Ask any question” and then delete or ignore paid superchats.
64. Sane people demonstrate respect for others. Corey demonstrates disdain for everyone. He fakes respect with his fake fucking smile.
65. Corey’s Unity Document is just a carrot for New Age idiots.
66. Corey thinks the FBI is his private security service that he can call whenever his feelings get hurt.
67. Corey thinks the FBI will believe whatever he says because his father is a former cop.
68. Corey thinks he can con the FBI.
69. If we had to condense the “Essence of Corey” into one single word, it would be “COWARD”. Basic definition: “Excessively afraid of danger or pain.”
70. Corey bragged about “loving pain”. What happened? Corey walled off the most painful parts of his memories and turned his non-binary victim identity into a highly profitable scam.
71. Fear rules Corey and makes him a coward. Corey cowers.
72. Corey is a Coward because he won’t face his mother or his mother issues. He is terrified of confronting her.
73. Corey is a Coward because he won’t face ANY uncomfortable aspect of reality. He is terrified of questions.
74. Corey is a Coward because he uses women to do his dirty work. Corey is terrified of consequences from the outside world.
75. Corey is a Coward because he uses a Harem of Women to create his millionaire lifestyle. Corey is terrified of getting a job in the outside world.
76. Corey is a Coward because he refuses to be interviewed by a journalist. Corey is terrified of being revealed as a fraud.
77. Corey is a Coward because in his “Intent to Sue”, he blames everything wrong in his life on a female whistleblower. Corey is terrified of facing the legal mess he has created.
78. Corey is a Coward because he hides behind his Cop Daddy in order to avoid consequences for his acts of domestic terrorism. Corey is terrified of going to prison.
79. Corey is a Coward because he refuses to tell the truth. Corey is terrified of telling the truth because the truth would reveal he is a fraud.
80. Corey is a Coward because he plagiarizes his teachers, the PI.
81. Corey is a Coward for whining about RTS. If Corey focused on becoming “higher than human” he would no longer be a victim and his followers would become sane responsible adults. They would no longer need Corey. That would be bad for business.
82. Corey is a Coward because he hides behind Mommy Susan.
83. Corey Golden Wings thinks he can do no wrong.
84. Corey Golden Wings is a predator in a mask.
85. Corey Golden Wings pretends to care about the common good.
86. Corey Golden Wings follows his own version of the Golden Rule: He who steals the Gold is God.
87. Corey Golden Wings is less than human. He is inhuman. He is inhumane.
88. Corey Golden Wings is using gullible, needy women to become a multi- millionaire.
89. Corey Golden Wings thinks those gullible, needy women are fools.
90. Corey Golden Wings knows gullible, needy women make the best source of narcissistic supply (including $$$).
91. Gorey Corey loves a certain type of woman … dead ones in bathtubs.
92. Corey is just a blah with a mouth who loves money.
93. Corey Rebhahn hates his own name so he calls Corey his “dead name”. Then he renamed himself Morgue: the place for dead bodies. So Corey Rebhahn the Dead, lives inside Morgue, the Place for Dead Bodies.
94. Corey is a sick prick.
95. Corey is lower than human and less than intelligent.
96. Edgelord Corey hides from the world. Woke Corey makes $millions$.
97. I-hate-everyone-Corey is the Edgelord psychopath who lurks in the dark. I-love-everyone-Corey is the Woke narcissist who pretends to be nice.
98. Corey/Morgue is threatened by all creative, highly intelligent, altruistic, cooperative people.
99. Corey/Morgue hates our Sacred Cause based on the Common Good because he hates humanity. When people focus on Cooperation and Uniting in Reason it takes all the attention away from him. What a sick fuck.
100. How do we stomp Corey’s balls when he clearly doesn’t have any?
101. Keep adding to the list!